Last time I left you, I had just gotten to the part where I found the mansion with the pony farm which was owned by the spoiled little rich girl. I offered the young girl everything I had, but a rich girl has everything so what did she need my crap for? Alas, I was defeated. I returned home disappointed. I was unable to get a pony for my much loved friend, and now she would surely leave. What was I to do? Any normal person would just admit that he was out of his league, of course I have never been known to be a normal person. I sat down at a large drafting board and began designing a mechanical pony. After hours had passed I was ready to begin the actual work involved with creating this pony. Soon sweat was running down my face as the sun rose high above me with it’s intense heat. Completely focused and determined, I continued to work. Day turned to night and I was still working on the mechanical pony. Soldering, welding and eating sandwiches. Eight hours, twenty six minutes and thirty two seconds later I had completed my work. The pony was perfect, or so I thought. I made a critical mistake however, I built this pony and it was running off of Windows XP. Basically this pony was 99.8% pure Microsoft evilness. I had only one choice but to destroy it before it could destroy my friend and possibly the world. It was cunning, but I finally found it’s weak spot. Using a poorly written program I was able to find several exploits and shut it down. After this I decided it was for the best that the pony be destroyed. So after all my work, that was it. It was the end. I had no pony and my friend had run out of time. So this would be the end of my tale. I am all alone once again, only being kept company by the friendly glow of a computer monitor displaying the software that caused all of my problems – Windows XP. Oh vile Microsoft how I loathe you.