I have decided that perhaps it is time to make the mysteries of this site known to everyone. Some of this story may be difficult to comprehend at times but when you read please be open minded and keep in time a few things.

1.) Sometimes universes can over lap each other causing strange and mysterious events.
2.) If you meet your future self, be sure to listen to every word the future you will tell you.
3.) There are many secrets in the sky that cannot be fathomed by mortal minds.

Keeping this in mind, I will start this story not exactly from my perspective – rather that of the future version of myself.

“The sun shone rose above the grand Appalachian Mountains as I woke to start a new day. My small but humble cabin had served its purpose in the tremendous storm that had swept over the region the night before. I’m a simple man; I keep to myself and live in the mountains. I have very little money or contact with the outside world. One day I decided I finally had enough of the peace and quiet. I sold my house and all my possessions and took the money I had received and bought a plane and one other thing, a web domain so that everyone would know who I am and love and appreciate me. After a few minutes of playing with the controls, I was in the air. A grand banner sprawled out in the sky behind me spelling out RYANKENWARD.COM but only a few people seemed to notice. I knew I had to reach a larger demographic. So for two days, I flew higher and higher; neglecting sleep, food, drink, personal hygiene and any other possible distractions. Alas, a world of wonders had been revealed to me – a magical orchestra in the sky being lead by the sun. I flew up to get a closer view. The sun was distracted by me as I flew past his face and he was not pleased. Suddenly the sky began to change flashing in and out psychedelic colors and I soon realized that my time had over lapped with your time (Speaking to me of the year 2005) – but the sun had actually done me a great favor. I set out to find you, and now I am here to tell you of the orchestra in the sky and what you will become. All hope is not lost though; you now have a chance to make something of us. All the people will love us if we share our adventures with them, here – take my plane and fly the banner across the sky. The future belongs to you Ryan.”

As I took the keys to the plane and climbed up to the pilot’s seat I was filled with inspiration. I set off to fly past all the most famous sites in the world. I went straight around the globe. Some of the places I went over were, New York City, Boston, Lake Loch Ness, London, Madagascar, Beijing, Sydney, Anchorage, Los Angeles, San Antonio and finally my home town of Attica where I returned to a hero’s welcome. I had done it, the world would know who I am now and I would be loved by all. I no longer had the need to retreat from civilization and live in the small mountain cabin. Future me came to me and whispered two things to me – one of them, was the true meaning of life. I was made to promise that I would never tell of all the complex wonders of the sky orchestra and the wisdom revealed to him other than the fact that it does exist. Secondly, he told me where to invest my money – kangaroo kick boxing. In the year 2023, it will be a national sport and will replace football and baseball as America’s most watched sporst.

Please continue to join me as I give you stories from my life.
~Ryan Kenward