“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.”
- Dwight Eisenhower

“Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It’s a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I’m very sorry. Go ahead! I’m, excuse me, I’m very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead.”
- George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference

“Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do.”
- Hillary Clinton, former first lady, at a Democratic fundraiser

“Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk… I think it was those Irish guys.”
- Jesse Ventura, Minnesota governor

“I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”
- Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss Universe contest, when asked if she would want to live forever.

“Solutions are not the answer.”
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President