Twas the week before Christmas and capitalist America thought – let’s go out shopping, why the fuck not? With keys in hand and money in pocket, an angry mob set out to spoil Christmas. Their children all under the watchful eye of elderly and homely baby sitters as they sped down the through way and towards the mall. And then arose such a clatter, a rowdy crowd scattered punching, kicking and screaming (and even a few biting) to get their brand new Nintendo Wiis and Play Station Threes. A flash of light and a loud boom signaled the sign of a gun shot being fired in the sky, “now get the fuck out” said the man with the lazy eye “we’re all sold out so you can just go home!” This answer did not please the mob, violence ensued and it seemed that nothing would ever stop it. Up up in the sky was a Japanese guy, a left over from WW2 flying a zero. Boom boom boom as he dropped the bombs, and the crowd disbursed. Those who still had limbs and their lives went to their home to be with their families, realizing that Christmas is not about silly expensive gifts or even mauling the weaker species for this years hot gift – it is being at home with the family you love, safe from bombs.

Getting in the Christmas spirit… yay.

- Ryan Kenward