A List of things I’d like to do (but probably never will)
Live overseas again.
Finish my associates degree and get my bachelor’s degree.
Go to culinary school.
Go to film school.
Finish a script.
Direct a movie.
Have a part in a movie.
Perform stand up comedy.
Travel, travel and more travel.
Live in New York City for a while.
Become fluent in 1 or more foreign languages.
Learn a new computer language. (I’m looking at you PHP)
Find a job I actually like.
Have a shiba inu again.
Join the peace corps.
Get rich so I can pay for everything Evan wants/needs.
Figure out how to keep my fish from dying.
Train my dogs to not be assholes.
Save a lot of money.
Retire.
Hold a public office.
Do something good for humanity.
Help complete strangers.
Have more time to relax.
Play more video games.
Be more happy.
Play in a band again.
Learn to make awesome pad thai.
Find a cure for cancer.
Raise money for a charity.
Adopt a child.
Own a ranch.
— Maybe next week, a list of things I probably will do, but don’t want to do.






When you get back dude, I’ll totally be in a band with you!
Check, Check, Check…are you the male version of me?