Live overseas again.
Finish my associates degree and get my bachelor’s degree.
Go to culinary school.
Go to film school.
Finish a script.
Direct a movie.
Have a part in a movie.
Perform stand up comedy.
Travel, travel and more travel.
Live in New York City for a while.
Become fluent in 1 or more foreign languages.
Learn a new computer language. (I’m looking at you PHP)
Find a job I actually like.
Have a shiba inu again.
Join the peace corps.
Get rich so I can pay for everything Evan wants/needs.
Figure out how to keep my fish from dying.
Train my dogs to not be assholes.
Save a lot of money.
Retire.
Hold a public office.
Do something good for humanity.
Help complete strangers.
Have more time to relax.
Play more video games.
Be more happy.
Play in a band again.
Learn to make awesome pad thai.
Find a cure for cancer.
Raise money for a charity.
Adopt a child.
Own a ranch.

— Maybe next week, a list of things I probably will do, but don’t want to do.