Well several months later I finally got my hands on a bootleg Korean copy of the latest Indiana Jones flick. What… the… fuck… I don’t even know where to begin on this one. First of all it takes place only ten years after the last one, the problem with that is over 25 years have passed since then and it shows on all the characters’ faces. So all ready I’m not into it I can’t get beyond the fact that a super old Indy is trying to play the same game he used to play when in fact he could break into pieces at any moment. Secondly, aliens!? Come the fuck on George.

This man needs to be stopped!

Okay, God melting Nazis.
Fine, century year old holy knights.

Not okay, fucking aliens!

Here’s my reaction

Seriously, first Star Wars then Indiana Jones. What is next? The Labyinth part 2 with nine million year old David Bowie? Please stop the madness!

This is the best movie I have seen in the past year, easily.  I don’t even know how to summarize it other than absolutely beautiful.  It captures human nature at it’s best and worst, loyalty and betrayal.  I’m still at awe and words just aren’t coming right now… it’s that good.  Rent it, buy it, just watch it.

- Ryan