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Living in exile isn’t so bad at all. It’s very relaxing. Perhaps I will be more productive now. I have been working on my many crafts, perhaps I will eventually start sharing some of the new things I’ve been working on. In the future look to see a art gallery, photo gallery, perhaps mp3s, and even new videos. I need to make some money, because I am poor. If you have any ideas on how I can get some extra dollars in my pockets let me know.
~Ryan
I had finally returned from my long vacation only to come home to an ungrateful tribe. I had enough! I disowned them and went into exile. Since then I have been living underneath a bridge living off the land and the drippings from the ceiling. What an ironic twist. I am writing this now from a broken down apple IIE that I modified to have the internet. If you want to donate money to my cause I can give you a place to send it.
-Ryan
- So life is pretty good, all thanks to you.
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Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.
Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:
introverted, secretive, reclusive, tough, non social, observer, fearless, solitary, libertarian, detached, does not like to lead, outsider, abides the rules, mind over heart, good at saving money, does not like to stand out, does not make friends easily, self sufficient, not aggressive, likes the unknown, unconcerned with external opinion, strong, abstract, independent, very intellectual, analytical, high self control
It took a few days longer than I had anticipated but I have indeed escaped to freedom. The lizard men weren’t as dumb as I thought, I figured if I could capture all the flys in my cell and put them in a jar – if I could just get to a good spot I could release all the flies and they would go crazy trying to eat them which would give me just enough time to make my escape. Every morning, a lizard man would come get me from my cell and force me to do hard labor for most of the day – usually making three wheeled motor cycles with special seats for the lizard folk’ tails. The plan went of without a hitch until I discovered that they were not all that interested in flies, apparently lizard men have a somewhat more sophisticated taste than a pure lizard and they scoffed at my flies. They knew what I was up to and immediately marched me back to my cell. Shortly after there was a loud explosion and I saw someone in dark clothes coming towards my cell. Lucky for me, it was Ryan Kenward as well. He handed me my light saber and immediately I cut my way out of the cell. Soon we were hacking and slashing our way through the lizard men, occasionally force choking a bitch – hey, we’re Ryan Kenward. So now I have returned to you all, however I need a vacation. I will write soon.
- Ryan Kenward
