Well, I wish I could say it’s technical difficulty for Episode 3 not being online yet but in reality it’s two things. The first is “I’m rearry busy” as Genghis Kahn would say, secondly – I’m really lazy. It’s not so much that I’m lazy as it is I am running out of fuel for being a one man show. Don’t get me wrong, parts of Episode 3 are all ready complete but something is lacking. I need a partner in crime, and reliable one at that. Someone who “gets” me, or who at least acts like they do but in reality has now f’in clue what goes on in my brain’s inner most workings. If I can’t find someone who fits the bill then Episode 3 may take roughly 4 months before its released and you wouldn’t want that. In the mean time here’s a blue footed booby!

~Ryan T. Kenward
Ps.) I’m the best thing ever invented. Everyone says so… except Shane in Memphis, Tenesee.

Okay sorry Episode 3 is taking so long but I promise it will be out by Saturday and it will be the best thing ever. I’ll spill some of the beans now. In episode 3 I’ll be going to the Nintendo Labs where dreams come true and you’ll hear me make my way through the historical moment as the first non Nintendo employee to be granted access ever! I’ll be asking the president of Nintendo some serious questions on the next gen console war so be sure to listen. Also as some of you may know, and I’m sad to say – I’ve been having some relationship problems which ultimately has ended to a tactless breakup. I struggle with the fact that I’m keeping a secret for her and often I turn to alcohol and pixie sticks to ease the pain, so I go to Dr. Sasquatch for some advice – it’s a heart wrenching tale but the doctor cures all. Join me soon for these and several other miscellaneous things!!!
-Ryan

Episode 3 will delayed a little… stay tuned.